Gil, I love you like a brother, but I simply must.... Translation in body, below:
----- "Gil Freund" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Responsibilities > Strategy & Planning Translation: "Plan and then see the plan go up in smoke" > Work with scientists and software developers in support of existing Translation: "Herd cats" > systems documentation for educating end users and new IT staff. Translation: "trying to imparts a few morsels of wisdom to people who do not want it and yourself" > Academic or industrial experience is required. Translation: "No PhD, you lowly serf?" > including Windows System Administration. Translation: "Outlook is more important" > Personal Attributes Translation: "We're an equal-opportunity bigot!" > Strong customer service orientation. Translation: "Groveling is a way of life and a universal panacea" > Proven analytical and problem-solving abilities. Translation: "Must be able to understand pained quizzical eyebrow movements from PhD's" > Ability to effectively prioritize and execute tasks in a > high-pressure environment. Translation: "Oi, Gevald, my Outlook has deleted ALL MY MAIL JUST LIKE I TOLD IT! GET IT BACK NOW!!!!" > Good written, oral, and interpersonal communication skills. Translation: "Good written, oral, labia-lingua-cloacal, and interpersonal communication skills" > Team-oriented and skilled in working within a collaborative > environment. Translation: "Able to withstand constant backbiting and angle-gnawing" ================================================================= To unsubscribe, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the word "unsubscribe" in the message body, e.g., run the command echo unsubscribe | mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
