Thought everyone would like the following:
Begin forwarded message: Date: Fri, 13 Dec 2002 07:18:50 -0800 (PST) From: Don Bracchi <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: Mark Anderson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Gary Anger <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Diane Barger <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Bill Boss <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Ralph Bowles <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Bryan Bracchi <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Greg Bracchi <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Lou Ann Bracchi <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Robert Bracchi <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Judy/Ted Buswick <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Dower Charlene <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Wayne Dunn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Roger Haiar <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Linda Hall <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Rick Jobe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Don Jones <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Georgette Jordan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Dave Klohe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Randy Layton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, John Leverette <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Roy Marshall <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Bo Poydence <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Tim Riead <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Rick Silvernell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Doni Stokes <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Jules Swicard <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Frank Tatum <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Bob Weller <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Gary Wiltrout <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Diane Zahand <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Office Memo Dear All, There are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across the board as far as the servers & personal computers go. The goal is to remove all laptop computers by February 2003 and all desktops computers by April 2004 as a part of the ongoing cost-cutting around the company.Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.There are many sound reasons for doing this: 1. No boot-up problems 2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done. 3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails. 4. No more worries about power cuts. 5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk: Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create a New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? A: Don't shake it.If you have any further queries, please feel free to contact the IT department cheers Rick Sivernell [EMAIL PROTECTED] _______________________________________________ Linux-users mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unsubscribe/Suspend/Etc -> http://www.linux-sxs.org/mailman/listinfo/linux-users
