On Sunday 17 August 2003 09:23, bof carved in granite: > For background to this article, first read > http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/61/32233.html. > > In a surprise press conference today, SCO's Darryl McBride > announced that SCO is suing SCO . <Major Snip> > The conference ended when he fired himself, rehired > himself, and then fired himself again.
Further investigative reporting shows that Mr. McBride is resting comfortably in a hospital bed after treatment for lacerations, contusions and fractures. Witnesses report that after the press conference he took himself out into the alley and beat the *&#^% out of himself. Doctors refuse to speculate whether the coma he appears to be in was caused by "blunt force trauma" or blunt logic. In Harmony's Way and In A Chord, Tom ;-}) Tom. Condon Barbershop Bass Singer Registered Linux User #154358 A Jester Unemployed _______________________________________________ Linux-users mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unsubscribe/Suspend/Etc -> http://www.linux-sxs.org/mailman/listinfo/linux-users