From a UK humor maillist: Did you hear the one about a man who dropped into a computer-dating centre and requested someone who was petite, liked water sports, enjoyed company and favoured formal attire?
The computer operated flawlessly.. and sent him a penguin. ---- My comment: Maybe the computer-dating centre (oops, switching between USA/UK modes) knew what operation system would be better for the customer and tried to drop him a hint. As a slogan goes: The manual said to "use Windows 98 or better", so I installed Linux. J.D. Abolins
