Thought this might amuse some of you. God knows list owners could use a laugh, after all the silly email they get. :-) >"IF THE APOSTLE PAUL HAD SENT HIS EPISTLES BY E-MAIL..." > >Subject: The Third E-mail to the Corinthians >Date: 24/03/65 21:07:33 ROMAN standard time >From: Apostle Paul <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >File: Epistle3.txt (104201 bytes) > >[Only the first part of this message is displayed. The >entire message has been turned into a text attachment, >encoded in 128-bit MIME and can only be read if you have an >obscure program that you won't have heard of.] > >Paul, an apostle of Christ and a slave of the Lord, to the >brothers in Corinth who are using e-mail accounts other than >AOL. I will send a separate message to those using AOL >accounts, knowing how primitive their e-mail service is at >the present time. > >This is the third e-mail I am sending to you. Did you >receive my other two? I have had no reply from you yet, and >a "fatal delivery" error message for the second e-mail, in >which I wrote about love, faith and hope. I will send it again, >just in case. > >I sent my second message to the congregations throughout the >whole of Asia Minor, but my service provider considered this >to be spamming and closed down one of my accounts. > >To those who are using Web based e-mail accounts, I will >send Timothy to you with my message on foot. It will get there >quicker. > >Philemon and Titus send you their love. I found their >e-mails amidst a flood of junk mail and get-rich-quick >messages, in which there is no real profit. > >Look - I hope you don't mind, but I think I'll stick with >the parchments next time. >Anyway, I wanted to write to you on the important subject of > >-----------end of message----------
