It is with the greatest of pleasure that I announce the theme of this years quartly meeting of ICANN - Yokohama. As vetran ICANN watchers will know, I like to assign themes from time to time with respect to ICANN meetings. For ICANN Santiago - our theme was "Hats, the fiasco of Santiago", for ICANN Cairo it was "Mubarak - I kiss you". So it should not come as a surprise that Yokohama will be titled "Child Porn - truth or consequences". I'm giving the very hot and radiant red latex lady advanced notice, one never knows when one needs to consult one's advocates. I'm sure Ester and I understand ourselves here. On a personal note Ester I didn't know you cared. During Cairo I was distressed that you were so distressed and flustered over Mubarak. Certainly that's no way to treat a lady and I was very concerned to have heard of you state in Cairo then. I hope this notice will give you the time to conduct your queries in the fullness of time, at your leasure, unlike the state of affairs I left you with in Cairo. A lady should never be treated like a cow, regardless of her station or lack thereof. In this way you can start waltzing the advocate tango ahead of the fact - and not after. I kiss you ;-o Joe Baptista