Wait a mo...I'm not american...
HLPM - Hash London PM (#london.pm)
HLPM+++++ I set up london.rhizomatic.net (acme/oznoid)
HLPM++++ I am a #london.pm op
HLPM+++ I am a #london.pm regular
HLPM++ I answer questions (correctly) on #london.pm
HLPM+ I occasionally visit #london.pm
HLPM I have been berated on #london.pm
HLPM- I am banned from #london.pm
HLPM-- I hate IRC!
HLPM! I am a bot on #london.pm...
Later.
Mark.
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print "\n",map{my$a="\n"if(length$_>6);' 'x(36-length($_)/2)."$_\n$a"} (
Name => 'Mark Fowler', Title => 'Technology Developer' ,
Firm => 'Profero Ltd', Web => 'http://www.profero.com/' ,
Email => '[EMAIL PROTECTED]', Phone => '+44 (0) 20 7700 9960' )