Matthew Jones wrote:
> Dave is sitting in his living room, leafing through his back issues of
> "Canned Food and Preserved Rations Monthly".
Wrong Dave. More like "Dave is lounging casually in his Chippendale,
stroking his gold plated cat and having his feet massaged by a minion.
Another lackey is reading aloud from the latest issue of 'Being rich
monthly' but Dave halts him with a flick of his bejewelled hand sends
him scurrying away, tugging his forelock as he backs out of the room,
hi-salamming as he goes. He is just musing whether or not to go riding
in his Zeppelin throwing gold coins to the supplicating paupers below
when Greg walks in ..."
