Dear The London Perl Mongers,

It has recently been brought to our attention that you are, or have been, in violation 
of the Net Authority Acceptable Internet Usage Guidelines. It has been reported that 
you distribute and/or view offensive materials over the Internet.

Net Authority has investigated these claims by checking your webpage at 
http://london.pm.org and verified that they are true.

As a result, your personal information has been added to one or more Net Authority 
Internet offender databases. Your information will be stored in the databases until 
enough evidence has been gathered against you to warrant further actions. To help 
avoid such a situation, it is strongly recommended that you cease your immoral actions 
on the Internet at once.

You have been added to the following databases:
 - Hate Literature Offenders
 - Pornography Offenders
 - Child Pornography Offenders
 - Bestiality Offenders
 - Homosexual Pornography Offenders
 - Interracial Pornography Offenders
 - General Blasphemy Offenders

If you would like more information about Net Authority or the Net Authority Acceptable 
Internet Usage Guidelines, you may read the details at http://www.netauthority.org/. 
It is imperative that you fully understand the guidelines if you wish to avoid further 
prosecution.

May God be with you as you struggle to overcome these evil impulses. You will be in 
our prayers at night.

God speed,

Net Authority Investigations Department
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.netauthority.org/

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