I suppose I better make it clear that I don't actually dream about this, or more accurately I rarely remember my dreams, and none have involved Linux distributions.
I once dreamt of two of my tech coworkers. They were in a bookshop, putting copies of one of the "dilbert" books in the dust jackets of copies of a sensible-looking management textbook, and of them them was explaining how this was a good example of why from unreliable sources, such as DNS, couldn't be trusted, and why data should be authenticated etc to prevent that sort of attack.
Then I woke up.
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