James Laver wrote:
I don't believe I've ever seen you drink beer, Martin.
Beer is dark and foamy and good, not light, fizzy and 'superchilled'.
Unless you think conditions outside count as 'summer', and looking out
of a window in the City, I can't agree...
That's because I mostly don't drink beer. If I wanted to toss sour,
astringic liquid down my throat, I'd do it properly and suck on a
lemon. There's a few exceptions, like double chocolate stout, and
banana bread beer, and waggle dance, but mostly it just tastes like what
you get if you pour warm water and a dash of fairy liquid into a
recently used and, not yet washed, roasting tin, then swill it around,
sieve, pour and serve.
