Bob Walker wrote:
all: there is more than one way to do it!
Of course on this topic (and since it's a Friday)...
and taking into account the talk of straight-jackets...
and the well known meme that Perl isn't a bondage and discipline language...
There's clearly the option of an ahem "adult" themed version of this*.
Java: You are constantly accompanied by your maiden aunt. Chaperoned
like this your virtue is safe, but you certainly aren't enjoying yourself.
Python: "Hmm, the ceiling needs painting again"
Lisp: Tantric - sounds great, but do you really have the spare time to
do it properly?
Perl: The Kama Sutra, available in Introductory and Advanced editions.
* It would also give O'Reilly a whole new theme for their book covers too**.
** But please, no volunteer nude modelling. The Womens' Institute might
get away with that sort of thing, but nobody looks good by the light of
a green-screen monitor.
--
Richard Huxton
Archonet Ltd
