> > > > > > >WOMAN > > > > > > >When a woman is 18, she is a > > > > > > >football - 22 men going after her. > > > > > > >When she is 28, she is a hockey ball > > > > > > >8 men going after her. > > > > > > >When she is 38, she is a golf ball - > > > > > > >1 man hitting her. > > > > > > >When she is 48, she is a pingpong > > > > > > >ball - 2 men pushing to each other. > > > > > > > > > > > > > >MAN > > > > > > >At 20 - A man is like a coconut; so > > > > > > >much to offer, so little to give. > > > > > > >At 30 - He is like a durian; > > > > > > >dangerous but delicious. > > > > > > >At 40 - He is like a water-melon; > > > > > > >big, round & juicy. > > > > > > >At 50 - He is like a mandarin > > > > > > >orange; the season comes once in a > > > year. > > > > > > >At 60 - He is just like a raisin; > > > > > > >dried out, wrinkled & cheap. > > > > > > > > > > > > > >In the beginning, God created earth > > > > > > >and rested. > > > > > > >Then God created man and rested. > > > > > > >Then God created woman. Since then, > > > > > > >neither God nor man has > > > > > > >rested. > > > > > > > > > > > > > >If your dog is barking at the back > > > > > > >door and your wife is yelling > > > > > > >at the front door, who do you let in > > > > > > >first? > > > > > > >The Dog of course...at least he'll > > > > > > >shut up after you let him in! > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Marriage is a three ring circus: > > > > > > > 1.engagement ring > > > > > > > 2.wedding ring > > > > > > > 3.suffering > > > > > > > > > > > >kissing is a habit, > > > > > > >making love is a game, > > > > > > >boys get all the pleasure, > > > > > > >girls get all the pain, > > > > > > >he says he loves you and you believe > > > > > > >it's true, > > > > > > >but when your stomach starts to > > > > > > >swell > > > > > > >he says the hell with you !!! > > > > > > >16 min of pleasure, > > > > > > >9 months of pain, > > > > > > >3 days in the hospital, > > > > > > >a baby with no name. > > > > > > >the baby is a bastard > > > > > > >the mother is a whore, > > > > > > >it never would of happened > > > > > > >if the rubber hadn't tore. > > - Kirim bunga untuk handaitaulan & relasi di jakarta www.indokado.com To unsubscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To subscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Autoresponders Netiket : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
