ROMANCE MATHEMATICS > Smart man + smart woman = romance > Smart man + dumb woman = affair > Dumb man + smart woman = marriage > Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> > SHOPPING MATH > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. > > GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. > > HAPPINESS > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all. > > MEMORY > Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. > > APPEARANCE > Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. > > PROPENSITY TO CHANGE > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. > > DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE > A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? NEW from Yahoo! GeoCities - quick and easy web site hosting, just $8.95/month. http://geocities.yahoo.com/ps/info1 ---- To unsubscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To subscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Autoresponders Netiket : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
