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The Emperor of the lands sat in dismay an Ice Pack on his head instead
of the Red Hat of authority, so agitated was he by the situation in his
jungle land. It seems the Anaconda was running rampant through the
Kudzu, eating Bonobos left and right. He hired an Apache, whom he heard
would serve him well and whose partner was a Gnome of questionable
character. Coming ashore from the Nautilus, the hunters were greeted by
odd Ximians hanging from the Trees. Suddenly a large Lizard appeared and
rebuked them for trampling the Lycoris as they carelessly walked about.
Taken aback, the Gnome summoned his army of Bogoimps to chase away the
lizard. Observing this behavior was an Asp who had been sunning himself
on a Rock. Carefully avoiding the Beehive, the Asp slithered nearer to
the hunters to have a word with them. As he was doing so the two
sisters, Debian and SuSE, stepped out from the jungle. They greeted the
hunters and the Asp and said they knew of some folks who could help
them, they spoke of the old Kernel and the Gimp and described their past
conquests with great admiration. The hunters were so impressed they
hopped on a nearby Galeon and headed for the island of Mozilla, named
after a mighty beast who loved to browse the Pine covered hills of his
land. On getting there the hunters explained the Emperor's plight to the
Kernel and the Gimp who quickly joined them. The Gimp's sole condition
for joining the quest was that he be able to bring his favorite Mutt,
which no one objected to. Once back in the land of the Emperor they were
astonished that the old Mutt seemed to find the Anaconda almost
instantly. Alas, they were mistaken, it was just a large Python.
Becoming frustrated they searched through the Glade and finally came
upon the beast. The old Kernel Bashed the snake in the head and the Gimp
found a Vine to Bind him. The bound him to an iptable with strong
ipchains and brought him before the Emperor. The Emperor was overjoyed
to see this, the Root of all his problems as being solved. He fed the
Anaconda to his giant pet Grub and they all lived happily ever after.
- [luau] He fed the Anaconda to his giant pet Grub Joe Linux
