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J LOL…man you should consider script writing for the Chris
Rock show…. That is quite close for sure kind regards From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of
Kiggundu Mukasa With the frequency of load shedding I can see the following customer
service call when their broadband over internet comes into being.... Customer: Hello is this umeme ISP? Umeme: Yes, can I help you? Customer: My internet is not working. it just went off Umeme: Where do you stay? Customer: Bugolobi Umeme: Did you not read in the papers that your internet would be
shedded today! Coincidentally we are also shedding power in your area today. Do
you have lights? Customer: Yes I use a generator and invertor because the power goes off
so often Umeme: well that is not our fault it is the the fault of Customer: ummmmm OK.... But will I be billed for the time you were not
providing me service Umeme: We increased the rates during the time you have the service so
we can collect for the time when the service is not there! Customer: So I will not be billed for the shedded time Umeme: Yes........ Customer: Yes I will be or Yes I will not be Umeme: No..... Customer: No what? Umeme: No service Customer: Yes there is no service Umeme: So there is no problem. Thank you for calling. And remember, if
God had wanted you to have lights at Night, he would make sure the sun never
set! Customer: But wait .... you load shed during the day time also. Umeme: when its day time here it is night in [hangs up!] On Jul 11, 2005, at 6:53 PM, Pete Kyoma wrote:
Move over Big Blue and Houston-based CenterPoint Energy are due to
begin trialling the service next month by wiring up some 220 homes with
electric broadband. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/11/ibm_broadband/ _______________________________________________ LUG mailing list %LUG is generously hosted by INFOCOM http://www.infocom.co.ug/ |
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