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> >Subject: FINGERS > >Date: Thu, 9 May 2002 19:07:16 -0700 > > > >Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, > >and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the > >emergency room. The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, > >and I'll see what I can do." > >Jon says, "I haven't got the fingers." > >The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's > >2002. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I > >could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring > >the fingers?" > >Jon says, "Well, shit, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up." --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.361 / Virus Database: 199 - Release Date: 07-05-02 |
