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> Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were
having a
little
> trouble deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the > local food in Transylvania and wanted something a little more > exotic. After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy > because they had heard that Italian food was really good. > > So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On a bridge > over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for > > dinner. A few minutes later they noticed a young couple > walking their way. As they neared, the vampires made their > move. Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry and > tossed the remaining bodies into the canal below. > > The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and > decided to have seconds. Another young couple approached a few > > minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first - sucked > > dry and tossed into the canal below. > > Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In > > a short while a third young couple provides just that. As with > > the first two couples, these people were also sucked dry and > tossed over the rail into the canal. The vampires decided that > > they had had a marvelous dinner but that it was time to head > back home. As they started to walk away they began to hear > some singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the > > bridge. > > As they listened, they realized that it was coming from the > canal. They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in > the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies. > > They listened as the alligator sang: > > You don't know what the alligator sang, do you? > > > > > > > > > Are you ready? > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure? > > > > > > > > Here it comes. > > > > This is great! > > > > > > > > > "Drained wops keep falling on my head." > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.361 / Virus Database: 199 - Release Date: 07-05-02 |
