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Don't you just love George Carlin. Ha.
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Sent: Friday, May 31, 2002 9:41 AM
Subject: George Carlin Questions...
GOOD QUESTIONS TO ASK ON A
FRIDAY....GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT OVER THE
WEEKEND
<< George Carlin
Questions.......
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become
kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it
turn?
Is it okay to use the AM radio after noon?
What do
chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good
plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do
they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new
and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two
mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the
bottle?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when
you
can't drink and drive?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it
sounds?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Why are
cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Have you
ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
How does the
guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours
a day, 365 days a year, why does
it have locks on the door?
Why is
a bra singular and panties plural?
You know that indestructible black
box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of
that stuff?
If a firefighter fights fire, and a crime fighter fights
crime, what
does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze olives
to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does
milk come out of it's nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light,
and you turn your headlights
on, what happens?
Why do they put
Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why is it that when you
transport something by car it's called a
shipment, but when you transport
something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why don't sheep shrink when it
rains?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an
airplane?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the
terminal?
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