Fw: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if you need to! ! !

[the paulsons]

Title: FW: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if you need to! ! !

----- Original Message ----- From: Pehrson, Shari To: Hansen, Pam ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; Goodenough, LuJean ; Price, Carolee ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; DeeAnn Marshall (E-mail) ; Kelly, Donna ; Mieske, Shane ; Pehrson, Shari Home ; Starkel, Tina ; Soderberg, Dan Sent: Tuesday, May 28, 2002 8:22 AM Subject: FW: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if you need to! ! ! Shari Pehrson Electronic Media Buyer North American Media Ltd. [EMAIL PROTECTED] -----Original Message----- From:   jennifer julian [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent:   Friday, May 24, 2002 1:36 PM Cc:     jennifer julian; Julian, Jenifer; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Goos CA (Carol); [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Doster, Judy; john julian; Hansen, Julia Subject:        Fw: Do this, it's hilarious!  Send it back to me, if you need to!       ! ! Subject:        Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if you need to! ! ! ---------------------- Forwarded by Jennifer Julian/US-Corporate/Clorox on 05/24/2002 11:09 AM --------------------------- Subject:        Do this, it's hilarious!  Send it back to me, if you need to!       ! ! This is really cute for  those of us who can identify with the aging process..... Carol Goos Maintenance-Reliability  Dept. Shell Martinez  Refinery (925-313-5419 READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END-THERE'S A TRICK TO IT. Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long  last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with  her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more  realistic... 1.      Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own  set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors  (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print  editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. 2.      Hot Flash Barbie. Press  Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her  forehead.  Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues. 3.      Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift,  see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy  tweezers and magnifying mirror. 4.      Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's  droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved  gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. 5.      Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in  stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on  Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the  pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. 6.      No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those  pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own  line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics. 7.      Soccer Mom Barbie. All that  experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as  Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue  or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit  punch. 8.      Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs change, and Alonzo (her  personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for  the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes  a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do." 9.      Divorced Barbie. Sells for$  199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car,  and Ken's boat. 10.     Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up  with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps  instead of dance steps.  Clean and sober, she's  going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke. 11.     Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie  wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts  things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As  a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your  Inner Self" is included. If you forward to 11 people a video comes on your  screen. This works.  I don't know how...but  it works This is the coolest thing I've ever gotten! All you have to do is send it to 11  people and this little video comes up on your screen and  shows the funniest clip. I can't tell you what it is,  but I couldn't stop laughing so hard I was crying! So spend a  few seconds to send this and you'll be glad you did! WABTEC CORPORATION CONFIDENTIALITY NOTE The content contained  in this e-mail transmission is legally privileged and confidential information  intended only for the use of the individual or entity named herein. If the  reader of this transmission is not the intended recipient, you are hereby  notified that any dissemination, distribution, or copying of this transmission  is strictly prohibited.