Cow Joke

[Don & Tonie]

>   Subject: Fwd: cow joke . > >        The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The > people >     did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Mansfield, Ohio, > for >     $200.00.  They bought the cow from Ohio and the cow was wonderful. > Produced >     lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very > happy. >     They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more > cows >     like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. >        They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. > How >     ever, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. > No >     matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the > bull >     and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and >     decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet >     what was happening.  "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves > away. >     If he approaches from he back, she moves forward. When he approaches her >     from the front, she backs off. An when he approaches from the side she > walks >     away to the other side." > >        The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this > cow >     in Ohio?" The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned > where >     they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you >     know we got the cow in Ohio?" > >        The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from > Ohio." > > > > > > > >     --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.375 / Virus Database: 210 - Release Date: 10-07-02