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> > Subject: Something to think about
> > > Dave, a tourist from Oshawa, is on his first visit to > > Amsterdam. He locates the red light district and enters > > a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends > > over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and > > talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,drink a bit, and she > > sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and > > runs away! > > > > Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to > > entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a > > little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. > > He whispers in her ear and she screams,"No!" and walks > > quickly away. > > > > The madam is surprised that this ordinary-looking man has > > asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will > > have nothing to do with it. She decides that only her most > > experienced lady, Lola, will do. > > > > Lola looks a bit tired, but she has never said no and it > > doesn't seem likely that anything would surprise her. So > > the madam sends her over to Dave. They sit and talk, frolic > > a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his > > lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, > > BUDDY!", smacks him as hard as she can, and literally runs > > away! > > > > Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing > > like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She > > hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but > > she did it for many years before she got into management. > > She's sure she has said yes at one time or another to > > everything a man could possibly ask for. The challenge is > > irresistible. She just has to find out what this man has > > wanted that has made her girls so angry. And she sees a > > chance she can't pass up to show off to her employees how > > good she was at what they do. > > > > So she goes over to Dave and says that she's the best in the > > house and she, herself, is available. She sits and talks > > with him. They frolic a bit, giggle a bit, drink a little, > > and she sits in his lap. > > > > And Dave leans forward and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Canadian > > dollars?" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.381 / Virus Database: 214 - Release Date: 02-08-02 |
