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> > > > > Gotta love a small town > > > > > > > > > > > >A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand > > > > > > >in a > > > >trial, a grand-motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, > > > >"Mrs. > > > >Jones, do you know me?" > > > > > > > >She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you > > > >since > > > >you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to > > > >me. > > > >You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about > > > >them > > > >behind their backs. You think, you're a rising big shot when you > > > haven't > > > >the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two > > > > > > >bit > > > >paper pusher. Yes, I know you." > > > > > > > >The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across > > > >the > > > >room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" > > > > > > > >She again replied, "Why, yes I do, I've known Mr. Bradley since he was > > > a > > > >youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him. And he, too, has been a real > > > >disappointment to me. > > > >He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. > > > >The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law > > > >practice is > > > >one of the worst in the entire State. Not to mention he cheated on his > > > >wife > > > >with three different women. Yes, I know him." > > > > > > > >The defense attorney was also surprised and shocked. At this point, the > > > > > > >judge brought the courtroom to silence, called both counselors to the > > > >bench, > > > >and in a very quiet voice, said "If either of you bastards asks her if > > > >she > > > >knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt." > > > > > > > > > Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: Click Here > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.385 / Virus Database: 217 - Release Date: 04-09-02 |
