> >
> > In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
> > animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
> > punishable by death.
> > (Like THAT makes sense.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
> > prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
> > only see their reflection in a mirror.
> > (Do they look different reversed?)
> > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
> > applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
> > with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
> > (A brick??)
> > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
> > (Much worse than "going blind!")
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and
> > deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
> > the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
> > virgins to marry.
> > (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
> > world that even comes close to this?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
> > husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
> > the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
> > (Ah! Justice!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical
> > fish stores.
> > (But of course!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
> > first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
> > act.
> > (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
> > *~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
> > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
> > and her daughter at the same time.
> > (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
law?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one
> > exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
"in
> > places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
> > premises."
> > (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> > (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> > (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> > (Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight
> > and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
> > (From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the gov't pay for this
> > research??)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> > (Ah, geez.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
> > (I know some people like that.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Starfish don't have brains.
> > (I know some people like that too.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > And, the best for last.....
> > Turtles can breathe through their butts.
> > (Do you think they have bad breath?)
> >
> >
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