How funny is that eh?
Scott MacLean wrote: > > I Want to Be a Pilot > by a Fifth Grader > > I want to be a Navy Pilot when I grow up because it's fun and easy to do. > > Pilots don't need much school, they just have to learn numbers so they can > read instruments. > > I guess they should be able to read maps so they can find their way if they > are lost. > > Pilots should be brave so they won't be scared if its foggy and they can't > see or if a wing or a motor falls off they should stay calm so they'll know > what to do. > > Pilots need to have good eyes so they can see through clouds and they can't > be afraid of lightning or thunder because they are closer to them than we are. > > The salary pilots make is another thing I like; they make more money than > they can spend; this is because most people think airplane flying is > dangerous except pilots don't because they know how easy it is. > > There isn't much I don't like, except girls like pilots and all the > stewardesses want to marry them so they always have to chase them away so > they won't bother them. > > I hope I don't get airsick because if I do I couldn't be a pilot and I > would have to go to work for a living.
