----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Patsy Brix-Nielsen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Marilynn Schultz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Diane Schurek" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Danya Webster" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Brenda Kirton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Audrey&Ted Paulson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, July 21, 2003 11:32 AM Subject: FW: OVER 50
> > > -----Original Message----- > From: R. Deloux [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: July 17, 2003 8:58 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; wink; Terry L. Schmidt; Shari; Ron M; Ray > Pathmann; Randy Robey; Patty; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Maria; Libby; Kris; > [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Home Linda; helen kennedy; Ginger Ross; > [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Deborah Brandt; Debbie Alba; Cecelia Salcido; Carol; > Cari Gold > Subject: Fw: OVER 50 > > > Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2003 5:16 AM > Subject: OVER 50 > > > > (How sad when most of these apply to my life!!!!!!! I'm ooooooold !!!!! > P.) > > > > PERKS OF BEING OVER 50: > > > > 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. > > > > 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. > > > > 3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere. > > > > 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" > > > > 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. > > > > 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. > > > > 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. > > > > 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. > > > > 9. You can live without sex, but not without glasses. > > > > 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. > > > > 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. > > > > 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it > > > > 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. > > > > 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the > room. > > > > 15. You sing along with elevator music. > > > > 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. > > > > 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. > > > > 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather > service. > > > > 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember > them either. > > > > 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. > > > > 21. You can't remember who sent you this list. > > > > > > > > > > > > >
