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> >A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
> > >He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his
little girl was.
> > > > > Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the
ground. He went over
> > > > > to her and noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.
> > > > > " Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
she asked.
> > > > > "They're mating," her father replied.
> > > > > " What do you call the spider on top,
Daddy?" she asked.
> > > > > "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father
answered.
> > > > > " So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?"
the little girl asked.
> > > > > "No," her father replied. "Both of them are
Daddy Longlegs."
> > > > > The little girl thought for a moment, then
took her foot
> > > > > and stomped them flat.
> > > > > "Well, it might be OK in Ontario &
British Columbia" she
> > > > > said "BUT we're not having any of that shit
in our garden."
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