Sarah, I apologize to you and to everyone for the joke!!!! I accidentally clicked the list's address when sending it to some friends!! I didn't realize it until after I received my own joke back from the list. Once again I apologize for any offense to you or anyone on the list. Chad Scheidecker [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > I find "The Bobbit Hillbilly" in poor taste and not at all representative of > this email list. I use this email list as a tool at work and would hate to > lose access to it. Would it be possible to restrict these type of messages to > those you know would enjoy them? > > Thank you, > Sarah Myers > Preventive Care Operations > Blue Cross of California > > Work like you don't need the money. > Love like you've never been hurt. > Dance like nobody's watching and > Sing like no one is listening. > ------------------( Forwarded letter 1 follows )-------------------- > Date: Tue Jul 13 13:55:49 1999 > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], > [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], > [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: MI [Fwd: Fwd: FW: The Bobbit Hillbillies] > > ------------------( Forwarded letter follows )-------------------- > Received: from gate002.ocs.lsu.edu [130.39.75.29] by in7.ibm.net id >931873009.102346-1 ; Tue, 13 Jul 1999 13:36:49 +0000 > Received: by gate002.ocs.lsu.edu(Lotus SMTP MTA v4.6.3 (733.2 10-16-1998)) id >862567AD.004B3707 ; Tue, 13 Jul 1999 08:41:32 -0500 > X-Lotus-FromDomain: LSU > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED], > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: Tue, 13 Jul 1999 08:36:36 -0500 > Subject: Fwd: FW: The Bobbit Hillbillies > Mime-Version: 1.0 > Content-type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii > Content-Disposition: inline > > ---------------------- Forwarded by Joseph G Nehlig/jnehlig/LSU on 07/13/99 > 08:36 AM --------------------------- > > Stephen W. Bennett <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> on 07/12/99 03:13:31 PM > > [<b>  </b>]Message[<b>  </b>]-[<b>  </b>]From:[<b>& > nbsp</b>]Stephen W. Bennett <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> on 07/12/99 08:13 PM > GMT > > To: Joseph G Nehlig/jnehlig/LSU@LSU > > cc: > > Subject: Fwd: FW: The Bobbit Hillbillies > > >> > >> > >> > > > >> > > RE: Fw: The Bobbit Hillbillies > >> > > > >> > > > THE BOBBIT HILLBILLIES > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> Come and listen to my story 'bout a > >> > man named John. > >> > > > >>>> A poor Ex-Marine with a little > >> > fraction gone- > >> > > > >>>> It seems one night after getting with > >> > the wife > >> > > > >>>> She Lopped off his Dong with the > >> > swipe of a knife. > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> PENIS, That > >> > Is. > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> Clean Cut. > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> Missed His > >> > Nuts. > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> Well, the next thing you know there's > >> > a Ginsu by his side > >> > > > >>>> And Lorena's in the car taking Willie > >> > for a ride > >> > > > >>>> She soon got tired of her > >> > purple-headed friend > >> > > > >>>> And tossed him out the window as she > >> > came around a bend > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> CURVE, That > >> > is > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> Tossed the > >> > Nub. > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> In the > >> > Shrub. > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> She went to the cops and confessed to > >> > the attack > >> > > > >>>> And they called out the hounds just > >> > to get his Weenie back > >> > > > >>>> They sniffed and they barked and they > >> > pointed "over there!" > >> > > > >>>> To John Wayne's henry that was waving > >> > in the air. > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> FOUND, That > >> > Is > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> By a > >> > Fence. > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> > >> > Evidence. > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> Now Peter and John couldn't stay > >> > apart too long > >> > > > >>>> So a Dick Doc said, "Hey I can fix > >> > that dong." > >> > > > >>>> A needle and a thread is all we're > >> > gonna need > >> > > > >>>> And the whole world waited 'til they > >> > heard that Johnny peed > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> WHIZZED, > >> > That Is > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> Even > >> > Seam, > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> Straight > >> > Stream > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> Well he healed and he hardened and he > >> > took his case to court > >> > > > >>>> With a half-assed lawyer cause his > >> > assets came up short > >> > > > >>>> They cleared her of assault and > >> > acquitted him of rape > >> > > > >>>> And his pecker was the only thing > >> > they didn't show on tape > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> > >> > VIDEO, That Is > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> > >> > Unexposed. > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> > >> > Case Closed. > >> > > > >>>> > >> > > > >>>> Ya'll Sleep on Your Stomachs Now, > >> > Ya Hear...... > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > ----------------------- Internet Header > >> > -------------------------------- > >> > > Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >> > > Received: from swbell.net (mail-gw3.rcsntx.swbell.net > >> > [151.164.30.53]) > >> > > by hpamgaac.compuserve.com (8.8.8/8.8.8/HP-1.5) with ESMTP id > >> > NAA22908 > >> > > for <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >; > >> > Tue, 6 Jul 1999 13:58:50 -0400 (EDT) > >> > > Received: from RTagge > >> > (adsl-216-61-35-230.dsl.austtx.swbell.net > >> > [216.61.35.230]) > >> > > by swbell.net (8.9.3/8.9.3) with SMTP id MAA26264; > >> > > Tue, 6 Jul 1999 12:54:58 -0500 (CDT) > >> > > Message-ID: <002301bec7d8$e1ecabc0$[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:002301bec7d8$e1ecabc0$[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > >> > > From: "Bob Tagge" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > >> > > To: "Tom Hall" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Tom Gaillard" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Steve Dubuc" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Steve & Jane Marie Hurst" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Ron Weiss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Rob Neitzel" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Philip Haustein" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Pete & Heather Graeve" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Nich & Bob" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Mike Sloniker" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Mike Blandford" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Mickey Calverley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Max Bunyard" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Martin Plumlee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Kevin & Molly Capra" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Jude Bilafer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "John Kruger" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Joe Nizolak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Joe Brath" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Jim Thompson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Jim Bevacqua" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Jerry Gaillard" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Hap Carr" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, "Grif Dodge" > >> > <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Fred Gorena" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >> > >, "Eric Schoennauer" > >> > <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Eric & Linda Haigh" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Dave Gercken" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Darren Quick" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Chris Anderson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Bruce Silvey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Brian Quigley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Brian L. Beaton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Bob Brothers" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Bill Conley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "Bev Moehling" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >> > >, "Al Sparks" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "1-77S4" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "1-77CSM" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >, > >> > > "1-77 CDR" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > >> > > Subject: Fw: The Bobbit Hillbillies > >> > > Date: Tue, 6 Jul 1999 12:56:23 -0500 > >> > > X-Priority: 3 > >> > > X-MSMail-Priority: Normal > >> > > X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2014.211 > >> > > X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2014.211 > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > > ----------------- End Forwarded Message ----------------- > > Stephen W. 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