Dear Sir,
I do not know if you received my e-mail apologizing for the addition of
this tasteless joke!! I am truely sorry about that!! I was sending it
to family and friends and I must of accidently clicked on the list's
address from my address book!! I did not realize it until it came back
to me from the list!! Once again, I am truely sorry for the terrible
error! This list is very helpful to my project and I would hope that
you as well as everyone else will forgive this mistake!
My deepest apologies,
Chad Scheidecker
Bill Thoen wrote:
>
> Either get your emailer under control, or get lost. This is not
> what we want to see on this forum.
>
> - Bill Thoen
> MapInfo-L owner
>
> Chad Scheidecker wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > -----------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Subject: Fwd: FW: The Bobbit Hillbillies
> > Date: Tue, 13 Jul 1999 08:36:36 -0500
> > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > CC: [EMAIL PROTECTED],
> > [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > ---------------------- Forwarded by Joseph G Nehlig/jnehlig/LSU on 07/13/99
> > 08:36 AM ---------------------------
> >
> > Stephen W. Bennett <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> on 07/12/99 03:13:31 PM
> >
> > [<b>  </b>]Message[<b>  </b>]-[<b>  </b>]From:[<b>&
> > nbsp</b>]Stephen W. Bennett <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> on 07/12/99 08:13 PM
> > GMT
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > To: Joseph G Nehlig/jnehlig/LSU@LSU
> >
> > cc:
> >
> >
> >
> > Subject: Fwd: FW: The Bobbit Hillbillies
> >
> >
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> > >
> > >> > > RE: Fw: The Bobbit Hillbillies
> > >> > >
> > >> > > > THE BOBBIT HILLBILLIES
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> Come and listen to my story 'bout a
> > >> > man named John.
> > >> > > > >>>> A poor Ex-Marine with a little
> > >> > fraction gone-
> > >> > > > >>>> It seems one night after getting with
> > >> > the wife
> > >> > > > >>>> She Lopped off his Dong with the
> > >> > swipe of a knife.
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> PENIS, That
> > >> > Is.
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> Clean Cut.
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> Missed His
> > >> > Nuts.
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> Well, the next thing you know there's
> > >> > a Ginsu by his side
> > >> > > > >>>> And Lorena's in the car taking Willie
> > >> > for a ride
> > >> > > > >>>> She soon got tired of her
> > >> > purple-headed friend
> > >> > > > >>>> And tossed him out the window as she
> > >> > came around a bend
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> CURVE, That
> > >> > is
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> Tossed the
> > >> > Nub.
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> In the
> > >> > Shrub.
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> She went to the cops and confessed to
> > >> > the attack
> > >> > > > >>>> And they called out the hounds just
> > >> > to get his Weenie back
> > >> > > > >>>> They sniffed and they barked and they
> > >> > pointed "over there!"
> > >> > > > >>>> To John Wayne's henry that was waving
> > >> > in the air.
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> FOUND, That
> > >> > Is
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> By a
> > >> > Fence.
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > Evidence.
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> Now Peter and John couldn't stay
> > >> > apart too long
> > >> > > > >>>> So a Dick Doc said, "Hey I can fix
> > >> > that dong."
> > >> > > > >>>> A needle and a thread is all we're
> > >> > gonna need
> > >> > > > >>>> And the whole world waited 'til they
> > >> > heard that Johnny peed
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> WHIZZED,
> > >> > That Is
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> Even
> > >> > Seam,
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> Straight
> > >> > Stream
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> Well he healed and he hardened and he
> > >> > took his case to court
> > >> > > > >>>> With a half-assed lawyer cause his
> > >> > assets came up short
> > >> > > > >>>> They cleared her of assault and
> > >> > acquitted him of rape
> > >> > > > >>>> And his pecker was the only thing
> > >> > they didn't show on tape
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > VIDEO, That Is
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > Unexposed.
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > Case Closed.
> > >> > > > >>>>
> > >> > > > >>>> Ya'll Sleep on Your Stomachs Now,
> > >> > Ya Hear......
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > >
> > >> > >
> > >> > >
> > >> > >
> > >> > >
> > >> > >
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> > >> > > From: "Bob Tagge" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > >> > > Subject: Fw: The Bobbit Hillbillies
> > >> > > Date: Tue, 6 Jul 1999 12:56:23 -0500
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> > >
> >
> > ----------------- End Forwarded Message -----------------
> >
> > Stephen W. Bennett
> > Bennett & Peters, Inc.
> > 8313 O'Hara Ct.
> > Baton Rouge, LA 70806
> > Phone:(225) 927-3500
> > Fax:(225) 927-2017
> > www.southerntrees.com
> >
> > -----------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Chad Scheidecker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Major - Forest Management
> > Louisiana State University
> >
> > Chad Scheidecker
> > Major - Forest Management <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Louisiana State University
> > Conference Software Address
> > Default Directory Server
> > Additional Information:
> > Last Name Scheidecker
> > First Name Chad
> > Version 2.1
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