Look at Me . . . "Look at ME!!" boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 sit-ups before a group of young people. "Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why?? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after loose women!!" He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes aglitter, "And tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!!!" "Oh, really?" drawled one of the younger onlookers, "How?" -------- On February 4th in History . . . * 1789 - 1st electoral college chooses Washington & Adams as Pres & VP * 1998 - Bill Gates gets a pie in his face in Brussels Belgium -- John H. Hoffmann Personal E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] "When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby." -- Nigerian Proverb ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and put "unsubscribe MAPINFO-L" in the message body, or contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]