Here it is: A Brief Biography of Chadsworth Gore
Tipper Gore, an amateur genealogical researcher, discovered that her husband's great-great uncle, Chadsworth Gore, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Tennessee in 1889. The only known photograph of Chadsworth Gore shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Chadsworth Gore; horse thief, sent to Tennessee Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Tennessee Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889." After letting Al Gore and his staff of professional image consultants peruse the findings, they decided to crop Chadsworth's picture, scan it in as an enlarged image, and edit it with image processing software so that the biographical sketch was sent to the Associated Press as follows: "Chadsworth Gore was a famous rancher in early Tennessee history. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Tennessee railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. "In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Chadsworth Gore passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed." And thus passed the very first "hanging Chad." Milton -----Original Message----- From: Marc Plato [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, January 30, 2003 8:30 AM To: tim rood; Lista MapInfo Ingles Subject: Re: MI-L Off Topic: Hanging Chad Joke if you get it, forward it here....... thanks ----- Original Message ----- From: "tim rood" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Lista MapInfo Ingles" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, January 29, 2003 2:29 PM Subject: MI-L Off Topic: Hanging Chad Joke > Hi, > I too quickly deleted the "Hanging Chad" Gore joke from last week. Would > someone mind sending it along to me if you still have it. I thought hanging > chads were passe, but I've got a pal who'd just love to see it. > Thanks, > Tim Rood > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > List hosting provided by Directions Magazine | www.directionsmag.com | > To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Message number: 5208 > --------------------------------------------------------------------- List hosting provided by Directions Magazine | www.directionsmag.com | To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Message number: 5238
