> Subject: Latest company mergers
> >
> > > > In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Netscape
> > > deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see:
> > >
> > > Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush,
and
> > > W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
> > >
> > > Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers
> > > merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.
> > >
> > > 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.
> > > John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.
> > >
> > > Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
> > > Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.
> > >
> > > Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm =
> > home.
> > >
> > > Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to
> > > become MineAll Mine.
> > >
> > > Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP.
> > >
> > > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing
> > > reproductive organs.
> > >
> > > Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge
> > > and become Fairwell Honeychild.
> > >
> > > 3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will
> > > merge and become 3 Penney Opera.
> > >
> > > Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants will merge and become Poupon
> > > Pants.
> > >
> > > Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will
> > > merge and become Knott NOW
> > >
> > >
> >
>
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