<http://www.firerescue1.com/fire-ems/articles/680049-Man-drives-SUV-through-Mass-fire-station-bay-door/>
What are the odds that a brand new engine could be involved in a near
fatal accident - while parked in the station - with no one around.
The insurance company will probably say - "we wont pay, no one had any
seat belts on" - the Chief will say - "no one was in the truck" - the
insurance company will say - "what part of 'ha-ha' dont you
understand?"
Dr. Hibbert: If that were a gladiola, he'd be dead right now!
Marge: Shouldn't you just pull it out?
Dr. Hibbert: (Trademark Laugh) I'm a doctor not a gardener!
Homer: Couldn't you just trim some of the leaves so I can watch TV?
Dr. Hibbert: Now what did I just say?!
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