Apa itu Limau?

 jawab:
 Tigau ditambah duau

  Apa persamaan pahlawan Pangeran Dipenogoro dengan
 Cut  Nyak Dien?
 jawab:
 Sama-sama nggak punya handphone

 Kenapa sebaiknya kita jgn utangin teman kita yg
 namanya Budi?
 jawab:
 Sebab utang nyawa dibayar nyawa, utang Budi di bawa
 mati.

 Panjangnya 15 cm, kemerahan,ada kepalanya, dan
 membuat
 cewek tergila-gila. Apa hayo?
 jawab :
 Duit seratus ribuan

  Kenapa wanita Indonesia paling males kalo disuruh
 pake helm saat naik motor?
 jawab :
 Karena tujuh di antara sepuluh wanita Indonesia
 bilang lebih aman pake KOTEX

 Merah, kuning, hijau, coklat muda & coklat tua jadi
 satu, apaan tuh?
 jawab :
 Bob marley masuk pramuka

 Apa bedanya orang kurus dan orang gemuk?
 jawab :
 Orang kurus makan hati, orang gemuk makan tempat

 Apa beda unta dengan kangkung?
 jawab :
 Kalo unta di arab, kalo kangkung di urap

 Superman, Batman & Robin, lebih bodoh siapa?
 jawab
 Batman, soalnya pake jubah tapi nggak bisa terbang.
 Robin bodoh  juga,
 udah tau Batman bodoh malah ditemenin.

 Baju Superman ada lambang S, kenapa Batman engga ada
 B-nya?
 jawab :
 Karena udah dipake Bobo

 Apa bedanya kambing ama kuda?
 jawab :
 Ah bego aja kalau elo ngga bisa ngebedain

 Kenapa ayam kalo berkokok matanya merem?
 jawab :
 Karena udah hapal teksnya



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