>"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. >Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of adam Air. >We apologize for the four-days delay in taking off, >it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. > >This is flight 717 to Yogyakarta . >Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in Central >Java . >And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village! > >Adam Air has an excellent safety-record. >In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid >to fly with us! >If our engines are too noisy for you, >on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off ! > >For our not-so-religious passengers, >we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God! > >We regret to inform you, >that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it >from the television. > >However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Garuda >Indonesia Airways, >where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window. > >There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. >Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the >engines telling us to slow down! > >In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible >for the best view. >If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. >Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark! > >Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and >fasten your seat-belt. >For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to >the arm of your seat. > >And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in >touch >with a stewardess >who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase." > >Enjoy Adam Air !! > > . > > > > >____________________________________________________________________________________ >Sucker-punch spam with award-winning protection. >Try the free Yahoo! Mail Beta. >http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/mailbeta/features_spam.html
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