[Fresh from the "I couldn't make this sh** up if I tried" dept - GW]
http://www.ethiopianreview.com/health/3588 Posted by Michelle Mitzvie | September 12th, 2009 at 7:43 pm | A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women's breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise. The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym. Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation. "There is no question that gazing at breast makes men healthier," Weatherby said. She added: "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and a heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." The catch: The oglee had to be well-endowed. What the article didn't say was if the breasts had to be bared, or how many men got a good face-slapping. *********************************** * POST TO MEDIANEWS@ETSKYWARN.NET * *********************************** Medianews mailing list Medianews@etskywarn.net http://lists.etskywarn.net/mailman/listinfo/medianews
