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Cheers Big Ears :)
>
> Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind
> him, knocked him flat on his back, hiked up her dress and then sat on his
> face screaming, "LIE TO ME! LIE TO ME!
> **************************************************************************
> *******************
> Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
> her. As she sits crying in the garden, her fairy god mother appears, and
> promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the
> ball, but only on two conditions......first you must wear a diaphram.
> Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
> "You must be home by 2AM. Any later and your diaphram will turn into a
> pumpkin."
> Cinderella agrees to be home by 2AM. The appointed hour comes and goes,
> and Cinderella doesn't show up.
> Finally at 5AM, Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and satisfied.
> "Where have you been?" demanded her
> god mother. "Your diaphram was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three
> hours ago!!!"
> "I met a prince, godmother. He took care of everything."
> "I know of no prince with that sort of power! Tell me his name!"
> "I can't remember, exactly... Peter Peter, something or other...."
> **************************************************************************
> *********************
> Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big
> Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her
> throat said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
> To that, Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a 44 magnum, and pointed it at
> the wolf and said,
> "No, you're going to eat me like it says in the book!"
> **************************************************************************
> ********************
> Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said the
> Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy?"
> Mickey replied, "No, I didn't. I said she's fuckin Goofy!"
> **************************************************************************
> ********************
> Pinocchio has a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
> spinters whenever they had sex. Pinocchio therefore when to visit Gepetto
> to see if he could help.
> Gepetto suggested he try a little sand paper wherever indicated.
> Pinocchio skipped away lighthearted. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto
> passed Pinacchio on the street, bouncing happily.
> "How's the girlfriend?" he asked.
> Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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