3 times i have pulled over by CIB, but i wasn't a lunatic enough to warrant any tickets, it must have been the sound of twin webers? but i was young dumb and full of @#@, as they say,
Heath ----- Original Message ----- From: Brad <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 10:38 PM Subject: RE: Road Rage > You really know you are driving like a lunatic if Detectives write you a > ticket. > > I have pulled a few cars over for being absolute blatant idiots. > > One in particular was driving through town unaware that the blue plastic > tarp on his ute had blown up at the rear proudly displaying the 30 > marijuana plants in pots he was transporting home. ALLO ALLO ALLO > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Geordie > Sent: Tuesday, 1 April 2003 10:24 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: RE: Road Rage > Importance: High > > > Brad, you are in a similar profession are you not? :) > > I think they wanted to get back to buttmunching each other... They let > me off in the end and I can't figure out why! > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Brad > Sent: Tuesday, 1 April 2003 10:03 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: RE: Road Rage > > > I have yet to meet a Detective who could be bothered with traffic > matters > > Buttmunching though is a different story ;-) > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Geordie > Sent: Tuesday, 1 April 2003 9:25 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: RE: Road Rage > Importance: High > > > Another story though... > Some twit in a brand new vectra was riding my tail one night, speeding > up, backing off, etc.. I was in a "mildly tampered with" exa, so I sped > up, sped up, sped up... Doing 150+ in a 50 zone these buttmunchers put > the blue light on the roof, so I stop and these 2 detectives hop out of > the car.... Not telling you the rest of the story tho. > > Needless to say, the cops have a new tactic for their revenue raising > campaign, "Operation Christmas-fund" So watch who you play that game > with ay! > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Adam Jackson > Sent: Tuesday, 1 April 2003 9:12 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Re: Road Rage > > > Paul, > > There are way too many morons on the road now adays. > > I was road raged a couple of weeks ago. The guy was driving a white VS > ute(must be something to do with these holden ute drivers :) and he was > tail gating the hell out of me. So out of pure stupidity i stomped on > the brakes. He came within millimetres of hitting me. Then this fool > over took me on the wrong side of the road and tried to ram me off the > road(i stopped unfortunately so did he) and he gets out jumping up and > down swearing and carrying on... Meanwhile here's me whiping tears out > of my eyes from laughter. > > Moral of the story - Road Rage can be quite funny. > > cheers, > Adam > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Paul Stanley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Sunday, March 30, 2003 7:57 PM > Subject: Road Rage > > > > Speaking of war I had a nasty case of road rage on me today. I was > driving > > along fairly slowly from a set of traffic lights then I noticed my > > right turn coming up but I was in the left lane, and I noticed there > > was hoards > of > > traffic in that lane behind me so I had to pass the car that was right > > > beside me. So I dropped it back to do a smooth illegal undertake and > > just > as > > I looked over my shoulder to change lanes I noticed the guy in the red > > > Commodore Ute seems to have planted it and my quarter panel is on a > > collision course with his front end... So I swerved back for long > > enough > to > > clear him and made it into my lane with surprisingly no amount of > > heavy braking, so I would estimate I was only going about 70. I > > noticed him in > my > > rear view hesitate over in the "straight ahead" lane, then furiously > swerve > > over behind me and pull up sharply. 5 seconds later there's an > > almighty thump on my door and this heavily built late 40s guy rips the > > > door open > and > > I heard him say something like "that stunt you pulled back will get > > you in jail! You missed me by this much!" So I start apologising > > because I know it's my fault and I didnt see him speed up... but he > > wouldnt let me finish talking and starts yelling again then he slams > > the door shut and nearly busts the window... at this point my visage > > had changed from apologetic > to > > mad as hell and I opened it straight back up and indicated my > > disapproval > of > > his actions in a loud way which made him quickly get back in his car. > > > I then watched him as he drove past on my right after we had turned, > > and he was staring straight ahead... he probably realised how stupid > > it was to thump on a complete stranger's car while he is in it. > > > > Moral of the story is I have to drive better, and people should listen > when > > someone wants to sincerely apologise... dont just yell and slam > > things around. > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "E Smith" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 6:52 PM > > Subject: RE: subscribe or unsubscribe > > > > > > > I seem to have heard that phrase "Don't mention the war" before in a > > comedy > > > program could have been Monty Python? > > > It is a Datsun list isn't it? > > > > > > Cheers, > > > Feral Errol > > > Get Serious tm<http://www.datrats.com.au/> > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of nat P. > > > Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 10:03 AM > > > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Subject: Re: subscribe or unsubscribe > > > > > > > > > HERE HERE!! > > > > > > > > > --- James Fitness <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > I don't know about other lists... but lets keep the > > > > topic of war off this > > > > mailing list please > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "nat P." wrote: > > > > > > > > > Against the war? > > > > > Why? are the Bulebird list getting very political? 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