LOL hehehe good one!
----- Original Message ----- From: "Jeff" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, 11 February 2005 8:15 Subject: RE: Body repair > A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool > and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the > bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde > joke?" The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. > > > > > In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that > joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you > should know five things . . > > > > > One: The bartender is a blonde woman. > > > > > Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman. > > > > > Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer. > > > > > Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. > > > > > Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in > karate, and a very bad attitude! > > > > > Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?" > > > The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah. Not if > I'm gonna have to explain it five times > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Ignacio > Sandejas > Sent: Thursday, February 10, 2005 3:45 PM > To: [email protected] > Subject: Re: Body repair > > > Hehe... > Hook, line and sinker.... > > > On 10/2/05 4:23 PM, "mark krawczuk" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > hi, is that true ? (about ya missus?????) > > > > if you want do do it ya self, and unless u have the proper tools , spray > > gun , compressor etc,, you should get a pretty good job if done > correctly > > using spray cans... it will always be better with a decent spray gun... > > mark k > > > > p.s did u get a look at the car yor missus came out of ???????????????? > > > > > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > "Are you still wasting your time with spam?... > > There is a solution!" > > > > Protected by GIANT Company's Spam Inspector > > The most powerful anti-spam software available. > > http://mail.spaminspector.com > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Brad" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "OZDAT MAILING LIST" <[email protected]>; > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Volvo People :)" > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Volvo100 List" > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Thursday, February 10, 2005 3:38 PM > > Subject: OT: Body repair > > > > > >> I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. > >> The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started > >> going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which > >> girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I > >> always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the > >> drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of > >> the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her > >> mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed > >> that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on > >> her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife, but last > >> night she went out again and I decided to check on her. > >> > >> I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view > >> of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was > >> whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel > >> arch. > >> > >> Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from > >> Repco and try to repair it myself? > >> > >> > >> > >> -- > >> No virus found in this incoming message. > >> Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > >> Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 265.8.6 - Release Date: 7/02/2005 > >> > >> > >> > >> -- > >> No virus found in this outgoing message. > >> Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > >> Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 265.8.6 - Release Date: 7/02/2005 > >> > >> > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 265.8.6 - Release Date: 7/02/2005 > > > > -- > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 265.8.6 - Release Date: 7/02/2005 > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 265.8.6 - Release Date: 7/02/2005 > > > > -- > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 265.8.6 - Release Date: 7/02/2005 > -- No virus found in this incoming message. 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