Missionary for regular, doggy style for extra crispy. J. I don't think birds have penises. I think male chickens just rub a gland or something against the female. Anyone know how birds reproduce?
liz -----Original Message----- From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of ornamentalmind Sent: Monday, October 20, 2008 10:14 AM To: Memphis Freethought Alliance Subject: Re: I'm 95% sure your penis is 5 to 6 inches long when erect So Jason, what about chickens!!!!! On Oct 19, 9:19 pm, "Jason (Memphis)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Primates > > Men will be happy to know that humans have the largest primate penis > with respect to overall body size. Gorillas oddly enough have one of > the smallest primate penises, despite the fact that they are the > largest primates on Earth. Gorillas penis size averages around a > paltry two inches. Chimpanzees are much smaller than gorillas, yet > sport a penis twice as long (4 inches). > > Bovines > > Bulls sport one of the largest penises in the animal kingdom, with > some reaching two and a half feet in length. It's a good thing for > rodeo clowns. > > Elephants > > African bull elephants hold the title of the largest relative penis > size in the animal kingdom. The longest elephant penis can grow up to > six and a half feet long. > > Marine Mammals > > The blue whale technically has the largest penis in the world, though > it ranks behind the African elephant as the most-endowed relative to > body size. An adult blue whale penis can be eight feet long! Also, > certain whales and dolphins are actually able to control their penises > to a certain extent, much like an extra limb, to facilitate mating in > the absence of grasping limbs. > > Rodents > > Rodents have the smallest penises in terms of absolute size in the > animal kingdom. The title of smallest overall penis belongs to the > common shrew, whose penis is about a fifth of an inch long. However, > in terms of penis size relative to overall body size, the rodents are > well-endowed. > > Pigs > > Pigs have some of the largest penises relative to body size. Some pigs > can have penises up to a foot and a half long. Babe must have been a > stud in the barnyard if he grew up to sport that thing. **************New MapQuest Local shows what's happening at your destination. Dining, Movies, Events, News & more. Try it out (http://local.mapquest.com/?ncid=emlcntnew00000002) --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Memphis Freethought Alliance" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/memphisfreethoughtalliance?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
