Ha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

You're killing me here!  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  

Seriously.  I'm gasping for air.

liz

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Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2008 9:11 AM
To: Memphis Freethought Alliance
Subject: Re: Science in Action! ;-)


Hi y'all - yes I've been studying this subject for some time.
Obviously the fittest shellfish develop more muscles and provide a
tastier and more nutritious snack. My experiments have revealed that
the amount of energy used to operate the treadmill is significantly
more than the energy produced by the human consumption of muscular
shrimp. My next step was to add another shrimp to the mill.
Unfortunately, the pair I chose were of opposite sexes and the result
was a large muscle grew on one shrimp, but the other drowned. I am
producing a video of same using Ravel's Bolero as a suitable
background. I am presently experimenting with numerous gay shrimp on
the mill to determine muscle development versus mill energy. I think
the male of the species will probably excel in this scenario,
especially as I have placed a mirror alongside. My next experiment
will include placing a bible in a readable position close to the tank
and opened at Deuteronomy, in the hope that this will encourage more
growth. Isn't science wonderful?

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