Hi y'all - here's one for those concerned about the Middle East. An old man lived alone in Palestine. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in an Israeli prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen Israeli soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was, "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. This is the best I can do for you at this time."
On Jan 7, 10:43 am, Clogtowner <[email protected]> wrote: > Hi y'all - for those who don't live in the Mid South or are thinking > of moving here: > > Redneck medical terms > Artery......................The study of paintings. > Benign......................What you be after you be eight. > Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria. > Barium......................What doctors do when patients die. > Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome. > Cat Scan.....................Searching for Kitty. > Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her. > Coma........................A punctuation mark. > Dilate......................To live long. > Enema.......................Not a friend. > Fester......................Quicker than someone else. > Fibula......................A small lie. > Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on. > Impotent....................Distinguished, well known. > Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work. > Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane. > Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid. > Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates. > Node........................I knew it. > Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis. > Post Operative..............A letter carrier. > Rectum......................Darn near killed him. > Seizure.....................Roman emperor. > Tablet......................A small table. > Tumor.......................More than one. > Urine.......................Opposite of you're out > Varicose....................Near by --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Memphis Freethought Alliance" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/memphisfreethoughtalliance?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
