Jabba Cartman wouldn't know a Master Chief if one bent him over a table in the mess hall. I laughed my .. I mean, my butt off today when I read that he was passing himself off as a Master Chief. He has no idea to what he is aspiring. He might as well say that he died on the cross for the sins of all Benz owners. Same believability.
God asks Master Chiefs for permission to speak. I know, I was "almost" there myself. Five minutes with a BMCM and Jabba would be wetting his skivvies. If ya ain't been there then you can't even imagine. But we love you, Kleb. Don