Been circulating for months ... but still good. On 8/17/05, Darrell W. Sigmon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > A real peace Plan..... > > You gotta love Robin Williams...... > > Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the > perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and > repeat this message. > > Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!) > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan > for peace. So, here's one plan." > > 1.) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their > affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, > Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We > will never "interfere" again. > > 2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with > Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines. They > don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one > allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. > > 3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and > leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will > be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they > are.. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. > > 4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 > days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist > nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it > yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. > We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. > > 5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. > If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. > > 6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy > wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but > will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The > caribou will have to cope for a while. > > 7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel > for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go > somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells > filling up the storage sites would be enough.) > > 8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we > will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, > rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is > stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very > little, if anything. > > 9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't > need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building > would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. > > 10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one > can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is > ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE..... > > Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? > > "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your > tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, > 'You want a piece of me?' " > > If you agree with the above forward it to friend.......... If not, and I > would be amazed, DELETE it !!!!! > > _______________________________________ > For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > For new parts see www.buymbparts.com > For repairs see www.oldworldauto.com > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://striplin.net/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_striplin.net >
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