Missing Bill Clinton
>> It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is absolutely
hilarious.
>>
>> Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who
said he misses Bill Clinton.
>>
>> "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing
we ever got to having a black man as President.
>> Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He
had his way with ugly white women.
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>> Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!
>>
>> And, he gets a check from the government every month.
>>
>> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
>> shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the
nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in
hot water.
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>> Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
>> Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
>>
>> When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I
don't know, I never had one."
>>
>> American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he
is so full of crap he can't fly.
>>
>> Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest
leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.
>>
>> Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
>>
>> The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truthas
>> I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what
>> I think you need to know."
>>
>> Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do
Hanky Panky between Bushes."
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