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*Subject:* Traffic ticket
*An **L.A.** Police Officer stops a driver for running a red light. The
guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the officer demanding to
know why he is being harassed by The Gestapo!*
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*Therefore, the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The
"Motorist" instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's
ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The tirade
goes on without the officer saying a word.*
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*When he completes the writing=2 0of the ticket, he puts an "AH" in the
lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands
it to the "Violator" for his signature. The guy signs the ticket
angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands
to know what it stands for. The Police Officer says, "That's so when we
go to court, I'll remember that you're an Asshole!"*
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*Two months later, they're in court. The "Violator" has such a bad
driving record he is about to lose his license and has hired A lawyer to
represent him. On the stand, the officer testifies to seeing the man run
the red light. Under cross-examination, the defense attorney asks;
"Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket you issued my
client?" Officer responds, "Yes sir, that is the defendants copy, his
signature and mine, Same number at the top.*
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*ATTORNEY: "Officer is there any particular marking or notation on this
ticket you don't normally make?"*
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*Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative There is
an "AH" underlined."*
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*ATTORNEY: "What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"*
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*Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile, Sir."*
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*ATTORNEY: "Aggressive and Hostile?"*
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*Officer: "Yes Sir."*
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*ATTORNEY: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for asshole?"*
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*Officer: "Well Sir, you know your client better than I do
--
Pete Arnold
My Mind Not Only Wanders, Sometimes it Leaves Completely!
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