Pete wrote: "Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
Those were all very funny! Here's a commonly heard comment at law schools: What do you call the law school graduate with the 3.9 GPA? Professor What do you call the law school graduate with the 3.0 GPA? Judge What do you call the law school graduate with the 2.5 GPA? A litigator What do you call the law school graduate with the 2.0 GPA A criminal defense attorney What do you call the law school graduate who graduated last in his/her class? A lawyer Here's a new one: What do you call the Harvard law school graduate who barely graduated and did not actually practice law? Senator or Mr. President. Donald H. Snook -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <http://okiebenz.com/pipermail/mercedes_okiebenz.com/attachments/20090828/f6bcea64/attachment.html> _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
