Having seen some of the junk that Kaleb posts for us to look at, it is
a sure sign that there is a dearth of common sense being applied to our
dear sweet benz by eBay sellers. Too many WTF things done to make the
car worth less than scrap. Also seems to be a great issue in the more
snot nosed young whipper snapper benz drivers who are sure they "know"
a whole bunch but are a few pats of butter short a pancake breakfast.
On Tuesday, October 18, 2005, at 03:17 PM, Gabriel S. wrote:
What the F*&$ does this have to do with Mercedes Benz? The ten
commandments
should be contrabanded from all public institutions and business.
On 10/17/05, redghost <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Remarkable Obituary
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.
Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how
old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic
red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as
knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the
worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple,
sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable
parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).
His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. - Reports of a six-year-old
boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens
suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not
inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have
an
abortion.
Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments
became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received
better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap,
and was awarded a huge financial settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust,
his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He
is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and ImaWhiner.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If
you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and do
nothing.
--
Clay
Seattle Bioburner
1972 220D - Gump
1995 E300D - Cleo
1987 300SDL - POS - DOA
The FSM would drive a Diesel Benz
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