Don't know if you have heard this one but the Lt Gov of Newfoundland got
in hot water recently for telling it.
It goes like this:
I was talking to a fellow who told me he was feeling depressed about the
economy, his retirement plans, the declining value of his pension, the
cost of oil, the wars going on in the world, etc.
He said he called a suicide hotline and got transferred to a call center
in Pakistan. He said, when he told them he was feeling suicidal, they
got all excited and wanted to know if he could drive a truck.
Randy
On 07/11/2011 11:32 AM, Dan Penoff wrote:
Working in education makes this even more enjoyable:
Q: How do you get a liberal arts major off of your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
<rim shot>
Try the veal, folks, it's really good....
Dan
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