The older I get the more "Yes dear" sounds like "More beer?"
If you want arm candy, rent it.. If you want a companion, pick a female friend you laugh with and be happy. Friends can always be lovers, Lovers can't always be friends. On Sun, Jan 19, 2014 at 5:03 PM, Hendrik and Fay <heni...@gmail.com> wrote: > I don't get it, why would you want a woman that drinks beer? > Go to grab a coldie and the missus has drunk the last one and is too drunk > to drive to the bottle shop for more. > Nah, I'd prefer one that likes to cook and brings beer, that might be the > the fourth or fifth floor? > > Hendrik > who was found by Fay in the basement > > On 20/01/14 04:16, Dieselhead wrote: > >> Husband Store: A store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto, >>> where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the >>> entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this >>> store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products >>> increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any >>> item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but >>> you cannot go back down except to exit the building! >>> >>> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first >>> floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. She is >>> intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 >>> - These men have jobs and love children. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I >>> want more,' so she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - >>> These men have jobs, love children, and are extremely good looking. 'Wow,' >>> she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor >>> and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love children, are >>> drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she >>> exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and >>> the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead >>> good looking and help with the housework, and have a strong romantic >>> streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where >>> the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There >>> are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are >>> impossible to please. >>> >>> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid >>> gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across >>> the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has >>> wives that love sex, have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and >>> sixth floors have never been visited. >>> >> >> That is funny! >> >> >> > > _______________________________________ > http://www.okiebenz.com > > To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
